{"id":109,"date":"2007-04-12T05:54:30","date_gmt":"2007-04-12T13:54:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lisahistory.net\/wpotclass\/?p=109"},"modified":"2007-04-12T05:54:30","modified_gmt":"2007-04-12T13:54:30","slug":"kurt-vonnegut-1922-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lisahistory.net\/wordpress\/2007\/04\/kurt-vonnegut-1922-today\/","title":{"rendered":"Kurt Vonnegut (1922-today)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;![CDATA[<img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lisahistory.net\/images\/vonnegut.jpg?w=648\" align=\"right\" vspace=\"10\" hspace=\"10\">Kurt is up in heaven now (I have to write that, since he was a humanist and wanted it said when he died as a joke). This reminder that human contact is more important than technology comes from a 1995 interview with Inc. Technology&#8217;s editor David H. Freedman, about living in a computerized world. I think it&#8217;s funny to put it in an electronic blog &#8212; I hope he would have appreciated the irony.<\/p>\n<p><i>I work at home, and if I wanted to, I could have a computer right by my bed, and I&#8217;d never have to leave it. But I use a typewriter, and afterwards I mark up the pages with a pencil. Then I call up this woman named Carol out in Woodstock and say, &#8220;Are you still doing typing?&#8221; Sure she is, and her husband is trying to track bluebirds out there and not having much luck, and so we chitchat back and forth, and I say, &#8220;OK, I&#8217;ll send you the pages.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then I&#8217;m going down the steps, and my wife calls up, &#8220;Where are you going?&#8221; I say, &#8220;Well, I&#8217;m going to go buy an envelope.&#8221; And she says, &#8220;You&#8217;re not a poor man. Why don&#8217;t you buy a thousand envelopes? They&#8217;ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.&#8221; And I say, &#8220;Hush.&#8221; So I go down the steps here, and I go out to this newsstand across the street where they sell magazines and lottery tickets and stationery. I have to get in line because there are people buying candy and all that sort of thing, and I talk to them. The woman behind the counter has a jewel between her eyes, and when it&#8217;s my turn, I ask her if there have been any big winners lately. I get my envelope and seal it up and go to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and 2nd Avenue, where I&#8217;m secretly in love with the woman behind the counter. I keep absolutely poker-faced; I never let her know how I feel about her. One time I had my pocket picked in there and got to meet a cop and tell him about it. Anyway, I address the envelope to Carol in Woodstock. I stamp the envelope and mail it in a mailbox in front of the post office, and I go home. And I&#8217;ve had a hell of a good time. And I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don&#8217;t let anybody tell you any different.<\/p>\n<p>Electronic communities build nothing. You wind up with nothing. We&#8217;re dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go do something. [Gets up and dances a jig.]<\/i>]]&gt;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&lt;![CDATA[Kurt is up in heaven now (I have to write that, since he was a humanist and wanted it said when he died as a joke). This reminder that human contact is more important than technology comes from a 1995 interview with Inc. Technology&#8217;s editor David H. Freedman, about living in a computerized world. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-history"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisahistory.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisahistory.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisahistory.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisahistory.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisahistory.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lisahistory.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lisahistory.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisahistory.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lisahistory.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}